May 2012
102 posts
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in Australia: chicken discovered surfing
One thing you have to admire about Sims
resinfiend:
pibsims:
No prejudice at all on their part.
No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.
No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.
We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have...
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Watchdinuguan:
nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
New favorite thing to say when disappointed.
rcmclachlan:
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
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Watching Captain America
Mom: Wait these are the bad guys?
Me: Mom
Me: They are literally
Me: LITERALLY NAZIS
manosukestoned420:
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
bethcabforcuties:
who invented king arthur’s round table?
SIR CUMFERENCE
The internet is so convenient
harry-manback:
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
glowingelephant:
slayingdarkness-withbelief:
siempre-chill:
what the fuck should I make for dinner
what the fuck should I listen to now
what the fuck should I do today
what the fuck should I do with my life
where the fuck should I go for drinks
what’s the fucking weather
omg i knew what the fuck should i make for dinner but this...
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM.
so, uh
homoerotics:
I may or may not have totally walked out of work today with a box of dinosaur fact cards that aren’t mine.
80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
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awesomewhispy:
bird-internet:
captainshenanigans:
Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.
We probably just all sound like pirates.
Operation Mischief
If I’m not blogging tomorrow my family has murdered me
beyoncebeytwice:
on this weeks episode of “things i dont remember saving to my computer”
