gatisss:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK#YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK#NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED#AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES#HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER#ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL#BUT I SHALL LAUGH#BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING#MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS#WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

 

I am seriously laughing so goddamn hard right now in the middle of my store and all these people are staring at me oh my godtiss this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seeeeen

 

“THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS!”

(Source: quellary)

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

I just tried to take a picture with my phone to show my buddy how my cat has become completely enamored with the new mirror on the back of my bedroom door, and instead I seemed to have inadvertently caught a glimpse of his inner demon.

(x)

You have your mother’s eyes.